Don Ho Dead. Hawaii Officially Out of Business

Don Ho, Hawaii's ambassador to the world, died of a heart attack in Honolulu yesterday at 76. Tears of sorrow flowed down the streets of the Hawaiian capital last night drowning at least 10 Japanese tourists. No charges have yet been filed against the Ho estate. Ironically, Don's death comes right in the middle of the family's battle against shock jock Don Imus for his slanderous statement against Don's hair challenged family when he recently referred to them as "Nappy headed Ho's." By government decree, all Hawaiian radio and television stations will be playing Don Ho's Greatest Hit, Tiny Bubbles, continuously until further notice. All flights out of Hawaii are now full.